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Terry Jones Is Really A Block Of Cheese? Yes!

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(no subject) [Jan. 21st, 2006|09:48 pm]
Terry Jones Is Really A Block Of Cheese? Yes!

Ok, i was just thinking about this. So if jonesy is cheese, how does he keep such a pasty complection? How was he concieved? Does his hair come out as cheese, and how does he shave without taking off his whole neck? Ponderable ponderings...
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(no subject) [Nov. 3rd, 2005|05:12 pm]
Terry Jones Is Really A Block Of Cheese? Yes!

Ok, so for a theatre project i had to write a script, and I ended up writing a play about Jonesy being cheese. Besides our lovable Jonesy, it also features Eric, Graham, Diane (co-moderator and everything else-er), and myself. It's a laugh...and a half. If you want to read it, here is the link.


Please read and enjoy. :)
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2005|09:15 pm]
Terry Jones Is Really A Block Of Cheese? Yes!

So I sat down to watch Seseme Street this afternoon and I saw Telly with a hunk of cheese around his neck. Oddly enough, he looked like Jonesy on a rather awful hairday. Lost Jonesy segment? I think so!
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Bog. [Oct. 9th, 2005|05:33 pm]
Terry Jones Is Really A Block Of Cheese? Yes!

[mood |hyperhyper]

HELLO!! My name is Caitlin. Terry is very clearly cheese, and I'm glad there are others who share the knowledge. Anyway, since I am meeting you all for what is pretty much the first time, I think I shall write an impromptooooo song... ahem.

when you feel very sad and lonely
and you simply cannot ring up jonesy
remember that at least he isn't cleese
and console yourself with a lovely block of cheese

jonesy is a lovely block of cheese
others may not find this feas
able because they are dumb
but at least we knowwwww that jonesy's not a plum.

... thank you.

Also-- hi, Diane! ::waves:: remember me? I'm Cait! I talked to you on your website a few times. :D
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Pondering..... [Oct. 5th, 2005|04:23 pm]
Terry Jones Is Really A Block Of Cheese? Yes!

[mood |contemplativehmmm......]

i've recently had a thought. does Jonesey's girlfriend know he's cheese? or is he hiding that fact from her as long as possible? has she noticed his inability to consume this dairy delicacy? if so, does she simply consider him to be lactose-intolerant? if she is unaware of his current state, when the truth comes out will the relationship shatter apart, or will she stick by him? personally, i don't see how their relationship could go very far with him being cheese. but i don't think she'll dump him. what do you think?
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Please Vote For Me!!!! [Oct. 3rd, 2005|07:55 pm]
Terry Jones Is Really A Block Of Cheese? Yes!

[mood |enthralled]

Omg... I made it as a finalist in the Spamalot video contest... I am shaking with joy, my heart is racing...

But now, I need all of your help!! Please, please, *gets on knees*, vote for me! I am finalist #1, I love Eric Idle and Spamalot (yes, you know I do!!!) so yes... please, vote for me! You may do so here:

Spamalot Video Contest

Remember, I'm finalist #1!
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I love you Jonesy, so I made up these words... [Sep. 28th, 2005|06:53 pm]
Terry Jones Is Really A Block Of Cheese? Yes!

[mood |amusedamused]

On top of spaghetti
All covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball
When Jonesy sneezed

It rolled of the table
I slapped him upside his head
Then I told Jonesy
If he did it again he'd be dead

...and that's all i can remember. take it away with the next verses diane!
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oh the horror! [Sep. 4th, 2005|12:33 pm]
Terry Jones Is Really A Block Of Cheese? Yes!

These images may be disturbing for some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.Collapse )
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(no subject) [Aug. 29th, 2005|03:17 pm]
Terry Jones Is Really A Block Of Cheese? Yes!
[mood |amusedcheeky]
[music |diva's lament (whatever happened to my part) - spamalot]

jonsey went back in time to 1893 on his way back from the renaiscance gatering information for his his renaiscancaliscious book about the renaiscance and he met with oscar wilde. oscar wilde had gotten in a row with his boyfriend bosie and bosie had run up a staircase and locked himself in his room. oscar pulled out a guitar and was about to sing his song "lady come down", when all of a sudden jonsey appeared and began to talk about how big his book was going to be because of his huge, or should i say, rather large orange cat. oscar was rather annoyed with jonsey because, well, he didn't give a crap, and then jonas emerged from behind jonsey. oscar scolded jonsey for bringing jonas along because the last time jonsey brought someone along one of his time-traveling trips he brought paul mccartney, who had stolen some of oscar's would-be songs. and then i emerged from behind oscar and i told him that jonas was with me and that she's cool. i asked oscar what was all the hub-ub and he explained his situation with bosie. i then exclaimed, "oh! we'll help sing with you oscar!" so we all sang repeatedley the chorus to oscar wilde's "lady come down" anly changing the word lady to bosie so that we sang "bosie come down". and then graham chapman entered and started melodically clinking his urn, only he was clinking "always look on the bright side of life". i said, "no graham, we're doing 'lady come down'." graham then clinked sorry and started clinking the right tune. after we had re-started our rousing chorus of "bosie come down" jonas started interjecting, "down down down to the ground, where you can have some cheese." it was then that bosie had emerged from his room and said, "did somebody say cheese?" he then took out his cheese-grate and started grating jonsey's arm. our plan had worked, bosie came down, jonsey lost some weight, and graham got to meet the real oscar wilde. all was right with the world right then and there.
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(no subject) [Aug. 20th, 2005|09:52 pm]
Terry Jones Is Really A Block Of Cheese? Yes!

[mood |confusedconfused]

So, if Jonesy is half swiss, does that mean he has holes in his head? How about the rest of his body? Does his body function like a normal persons? Is he going to buy a piece of John Cleese's colon to fix the hole in his?
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